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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Well if they didn't want to get wet, they shouldn't have sat in the splash zone.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  We'd like to officially announce that the Catholic church now endorses skateboarding and rock n roll music

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  Role Models 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I'm gonna start a local chapter of LAIRE

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Random Task is banned in this house

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  The Revenant 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2016 2

  Was Domnhall in every movie of 2015

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2015

  This barely constitutes as a movie. The paper thin plot is broken up by meager performances from actors who appear to be uncomfortable with the source material. The script begins to follow a predictable pattern. They have sex. He says something mean. She cries. He does something nice. Rinse. Repeat.