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my ratings are skewed left because I don’t have the patience for mediocre movies

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  • Metropolitan
  • Love Serenade
  • About a Boy
  • What Happened Was...

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  • Emilia Pérez

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★★

  • Harakiri

    ★★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    i genuinely can not believe this was made. like. how many people had to be purposefully excluded from the room in order for this to be the end product. also you could show me this movie without context and I would not be able to identify this as mexico like nothing about it was a genuine testament to the culture. genuinely worst thing i’ve seen since the circle.

  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

    ★★★★

    adorable. lowkey tackles pertinent issues but like lowwww key. a bit corny at times but maybe that’s what we need right now!

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    im thirteen and this is deep 



    (in all seriousness I hate the look of modern horror movies i think there’s something so much scarier about it looking as normal as possible not having max focus on) 

    (it felt like one long lecture by a professor that has spent too long working on a theory to give it up but doesn’t really believe it but craves attention)

    (nothing will beat bunny lake is missing in terms of horror with female protagonists) 


    I too would go this far to prove a point (KIDDING DONT PUT ME ON A LIST)

  • 10.0 Earthquake

    10.0 Earthquake

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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