my ratings are skewed left because I don’t have the patience for mediocre movies
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Emilia Pérez 2024
i genuinely can not believe this was made. like. how many people had to be purposefully excluded from the room in order for this to be the end product. also you could show me this movie without context and I would not be able to identify this as mexico like nothing about it was a genuine testament to the culture. genuinely worst thing i’ve seen since the circle.
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One of Them Days 2025
adorable. lowkey tackles pertinent issues but like lowwww key. a bit corny at times but maybe that’s what we need right now!
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Heretic 2024
im thirteen and this is deep
(in all seriousness I hate the look of modern horror movies i think there’s something so much scarier about it looking as normal as possible not having max focus on)
(it felt like one long lecture by a professor that has spent too long working on a theory to give it up but doesn’t really believe it but craves attention)
(nothing will beat bunny lake is missing in terms of horror with female protagonists)
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10.0 Earthquake 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Marvista never fails to make the worst movies known to mankind.
this one includes:
- a sexual assault in which the victim is saved by the "pre-shock" of an earthquake
- a lead who is selectively Scottish (but not even Scottish when he chooses to be Scottish)
- a kid flying through a windshield from inside the car, but the windshield is broken in from the outside
- an old man that is high on red bull and probably racistand much more!
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