Chase Heinrich

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Favorite films

  • The Unknown
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • La Notte
  • Clifford

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  • Bad Boys for Life

    ★★

  • Never Been Kissed

    ★★★

  • Date Night

    ★★★

  • Two Weeks Notice

    ★★½

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  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★

    two gay dads just trying to raise their adopted daughter in 1790s America. vampires are just like us.

  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher

    It’s horrorific how long that All American Rejects song plays for, it goes from day to night and they cross like two state lines and it’s still on the radio. Nightmarish.

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  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life

    ★★

    this is the only bad boys I've seen

    I watched it in a hotel room with the sound off

    never once was I confused about what was happening in the plot

    this is the goal of corporate moviemaking
    complete and total comprehension at all times.

    did martin lawrence get stung by a bee??

  • Never Been Kissed

    Never Been Kissed

    ★★★

    I'm doing this exact thing at Vidiots, just waiting to see who will be my Michael Vartan, @ryan or @petitpapa

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    bro chose fucking over living.

  • Trapped in Paradise

    Trapped in Paradise

    ★★★★

    Nic Cage makes all of his very normal lines INSANE.