Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bride & Prejudice 2004

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  there are some absolute bangers in this and was not expecting to enjoy it.
  also, quite possibly the worst darcy i have ever seen. cmon boy, GIVE US NOTHING

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  Ocean's Eight 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  cate blanchett will never beat the gay allegations

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2024

  unsettling, funny, dizzying, camp. the gays are gonna eat this one up

  i had the pleasure of watching this on closing night at SFF. a friend of a friend was working at SFF and 4 people passed out, 1 threw up, 1 pissed themselves and 1 defecated themselves in their seat.

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  Bring It On 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 19 Oct 2024

  cliff pantone really paved the way for indie boy sleaze. eliza dushku, good fuckin lordddddd. opening scene is 10/10 satire *chefs kiss*

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