Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Island 2005

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  This movie is The Matrix if it were made by cishet people.

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  Bordello of Blood 1996

  ★ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  The male protagonist in this is quite insufferable, but also sounds kind of like Snagglepuss if you close your eyes.

Popular reviews

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  Cherry Falls 2000

  ★½ Watched 21 Jul 2017

  This was hilariously uncomfortable to watch as a movie night with my girlfriend and flatmate. Highlights of the evening:

  1. Shrieking with laughter when Brittany Murphy wandered through a deserted high school and called out, "This isn't funny any more!" to the male character who had clearly already been gutted by the killer. Had we organised a 90s teen horror drinking game before we got started, that line would have been our cue to drain our cups.

  2. Mercilessly mocking…

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  A Snow White Christmas 2018

  ½ Watched 16 Nov 2019

  The half star is for Victoria the fabulously evil stepmother.