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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ★ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  what???

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 May 2024

  Tennis is real man. It’s FUCKING real. This movie captures how I feel about tennis and how FUCKING real it is to me. It’s hard and it’s intense and it’s scandalous and it’s GAY and most of all it’s real as FUCK. I spent MONTHS STRAIGHT on the court volleying with my dad when I was six. It’s not “just a game” to people like me and people like Zendaya. You just don’t understand us. You FUCKING moron. 5/5

Popular reviews

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  Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2023 1

  woah…. wait a freaking minut…. you mean to tell me that my favorite manga desu SCOTT PILGRIM has a new anime desu…!??????? WOAHH SO AWESOME SO DOKI DOKI SO WAKU WAKU..!!!!! I hope I get to see my favorite character RAMONA be so SEXY unlike my freaking bitch wife. she never lets me watch my favorite anime like big ultra kiss girl!! *sigh* what would my dad say….? 4.5/5

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  Jurassic Shark 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2023 1

  Shout out to Eleanor

  Sharks are real, that much is true. Or so i thought. You shouldn’t believe everything you see online. Okay? Sharks are NOT real, and I can prove her. First of all, have you SEEN a shark? WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK HAS MULTIPLE ROWS OF TEETH? Now THATS messed up. Sharks are fake. 🇰🇵

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