CheesecakeJones

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Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • Aliens
  • Paddington 2
  • Fast X

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  • I Spit on Your Grave

    ★★★★★

  • Underworld

    ★★★

  • Dimension 5

    ★★½

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★

    Better than it has any right to be, man

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    The film version of GTA4 really strays from the subject material

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  • Blind Fury

    Blind Fury

    ★★★★★

    Rutger Hauer kills a Japanese samurai with an electrified jacuzzi and then swings his sword so hard that he cuts a 300 pound man in half and launches him through a window

  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper

    ★★★★★

    What if Hunter Biden killed John Wick’s bees? Boomer-bait of the highest degree.

    Five star masterpiece.