Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  this movie is a fucking mess
  like the concept isn’t even that bad but the execution and musical element is atrocious

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  Glass Onion 2022

  Watched 13 Feb 2025

  this was way more predictable than i thought it was gonna be 
  #Disappointed  
  madeline cline in a bikini was a fabulous edition 
  alsoooo breaking glass in the floor when every woman is wearing sandals is nuts 
  i wonder if they had to get those shards surgically removed

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  if call me by your name and parasite had a camp, rich, polygamous, fucked up, incestuous, necrophiliac baby.

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Dec 2024 1

  man this is just too much. Like I get the point please don’t show another close up of the needle insertion. Writing this mid watch and I don’t know if I can finish it.
  edit: it got worse and I actually fucking hate it