Really fun way to turn my brain off for an hour and a half

The cenobites were hot but this movie needed to be goopier. You shouldn’t remake an 80s horror, especially such an iconic property, without using gallons and gallons of blood, ooze, goo, slop, and sludge just as the originals would. Some people say they miss the leather bdsm look for the cenobites, which is valid, but I honestly really like the flayed St Bartholomew look a lot more than the original.

Shudder poor quality subtitles changing cunt to Kant really adds something. “I’m not afraid of you, Kant” can be analyzed so many ways.

Fuck this goddamn piece of shit beautiful painful 100 minutes of my life story ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Fuck you thank you I’m sorry I love hate love hate this movie I feel seen in the way an ant under a magnifying glass is seen all too clearly thank you thank you go fuck yourself