Chernyat

Chernyat

Certified Transexual Warlord and Kino Connoisseur. Talk smack about Con Air and you'll see the wrath of my Crew.

Favorite films

  • Oldboy
  • The Day the Earth Froze
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★

  • The Inbetweeners 2

    ★★½

  • Sleepaway Camp

    ★★½

  • Enter the Void

    ★★★½

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  • The Lair of the White Worm

    The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★

    Producer, Writer and Director of this...fever dream (Ken Russell) has stated that his intention since day one was to make a horror comedy. Whilst, increments of setups and punchlines can be spotted in this 90 minute psychotic episode, their tone is quite undefined.

    Many times when watching this, I felt waves of incomparable confusion to what was being shown before me. Manic psychedelic visions of nuns being raped in a bloody hellscape, the main antagonist seducing and killing a underage…

  • The Inbetweeners 2

    The Inbetweeners 2

    ★★½

    It would be easy to lament about the datedness that shrouds this film. Whether its the gross out humor, not well written female characters or the last few minutes of transphobic humor in quick succession. But that would just be too easy.

    I think my biggest qualm with this film is the central gimmick of being set in Australia. For such a environmentally and culturally diverse country, it just saddens me how watered down its depiction is here. Sure, I…

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  • Grandma

    Grandma

    Films built on the foundation of paying tribute to past genres and filmmaking are ones that deserve appreciation for the concept alone. Even if the genre a film pays tribute to is one of low brow quality.

    Then you have exceptions like this flick that heavily adopts the lurid and budgetary techniques of the SOV Horror Genre and still manages to make it feel greatly hollow.

    With the minor exception of several shots demonstrating competent cinematography, all other factors that…

  • I Want What I Want

    I Want What I Want

    ★★½

    This title is one to shy away from. From all films exploring the topic of Trans Identities, this one definitely does display its age. The transmedicalism, self-harm, surface level portrayal of gender dysphoria and borderline trans exclusinary philosophy really are hard to ignore.

    The production value itself also can't help telling me I'm watching a movie from the 70s. The janky film cuts and obnoxious pan flute soundtrack could of only have been passable in a certain time period.

    But…