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  Under Paris 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  Seen worse shark movies

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  Hail Satan

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  Blood Conscious 2021

  ★★ Watched 15 Apr 2021 1

  Clearly directed by a white dude

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  Krull 1983

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Apr 2020

  For years (30+) I had been trying to figure out what this scifi movie was I’d seen when I was a kid where the girl (or princess) was kidnapped in some holy mountain-esque psychedelic setting and her kidnapper tried to dupe her by looking like her lover, but those eyes man, those eyes. 
  Legend? Nope.
  Star Wars? Definitely not.
  The Princess Bride? Naaah.
  Today I finally realized it was fucking KRULL.

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