Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Orphan 2009

  ★ Watched 21 Jun 2018

  that little benjamin button bitch boutta haunt me til I’m dead!

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  The Incredibles 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jun 2018

  CAN CONFIRM: helen parr was not nearly as thicc in the first movie. girl really got that kardashian sponsored waist trainer and it WORKED! lookin like a whole ass SNACK

Popular reviews

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  What We Do in the Shadows 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jun 2018

  stu, you absolute ledge.

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  Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018

  ★★½ Watched 29 May 2018

  I mean???? okay I guess ?? don’t get me wrong I love a star war but uhh in a perfect world this would have been a 10 minute short film dir. by Taika Waititi and would only include the Han + Chewy and Han + Lando scenes. 

  also, this whole damn time......Emilia Clarke couldn’t act? why didn’t anyone tell me ???