Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  OUTSOLD LONGLEGS!!!!!!!!

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  MiG ✅
  Unibrow ✅
  Take my breath away ✅
  “Lieutenant” ✅
  Highway to the danger zone ✅
  Bogey ✅
  Pilot jargon ✅
  …Classic boy movie!

  Why is everyone calling this gay… Literally nothing could ever be straighter

Popular reviews

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  A New York Christmas Wedding 2020

  ★★½ Watched 12 Nov 2020 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Girl in the Basement 2021

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2021

  THAT’S JUDD NELSON...??.?.??!!!!?!? This was horrible

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