Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chariots of Fire 1981

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  not bad just so so boring! also SORRY but this
   eric liddell guy ran on the sabbath for his little town in the scottish highlands but refuses to do it for the olympics boy you’re embarrassing yourself! and you run weird! should’ve just stayed poor idc

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  Desperately Seeking Susan 1985

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  madonna looks like joaquin phoenix ☹️

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2022

  If someone gave me some klear i would stick it in a pipe and smoke it

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  and as the monstro elisasue stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

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