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Recent reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  pearl is soooo silly goofy love her vibe

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  Cruel Intentions 1999

  ★★ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  1/2 star for “the man has a mouth like a Hoover” 
  1/2 star for the kiss 
  1 star for the taxi

Popular reviews

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  Alone Together 2022

  ★ Watched 15 Jun 2022

  perhaps the most cringe movie i have ever seen… tone deaf is an understatement. this movie had the same vibes as the celebrity imagine video

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  Happiest Season 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2020 1

  aubrey plaza didn’t get enough screen time. that’s it that’s the review

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