Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Knowing 2009

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Little Shop of Horrors 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  That Audrey II puppet needs to be in a museum.

Popular reviews

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  Ice Sculpture Christmas 2015

  ★★ Watched 11 Dec 2021

  Never seen any Hallmark movies before, but this one was quite enjoyable.
  Learned a thing or two about sculpting ice, some of the sculptures were very gorg.
  Fuck that ending though, I want to know if you got to pay your student debt or not, lady.

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  Alucarda 1977

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2021

  Alucarda keeps shiny rocks and miscellaneous trinkets she calls "secrets". Alucarda is cute.

  Alucarda now wants to make a blood pact/probably commit murder-suicide.
  Alucarda is no longer cute.

  This was like watching a late night version of La Rosa de Guadalupe, without any actual positive triumphs or lessons at the end of the episode.
  Barely scraped the surface of ideas related to piousness, sexuality, paganism and mental illness. Only extremes to the left and right for you to pick a side.

  Some of the dresses were pretty.