chonisisms

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  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

  • Good Time

    ★★★★½

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★

    Went back and changed it to 4 stars just for how captivated it had me in the last 40 minutes.

    The first half of the movie I was really having trouble reconciling the strangely disconnected plots and porn tier acting, but the second half drew me in and I couldn’t look away. So many twists and turns and frankly so much shit happening. I was really hoping for a happy ending, a win for lesbian kind and a happily-ever-after but…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    Pretty fun, a bit heavy handed and silly ending, lots of boobs

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  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ½

    like honestly i didn’t think this movie would be THAT bad, but then the horse arc happens like mid way through and it’s like all the original writers got replaced by 6 grade creative writing students this movie is so shit i’m embarrassed that i watched it

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Moonrise Kingdom

    ★★★★

    This movie reminded me of a feeling I felt one time but not anymore

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