Me if i was a scientist experimenting on mickey 17:
Here mickey baby, i made you a yoghurt that is green in colour and tastes like lemonade and greed, quick drink it and you will experience 19 excruciating deaths all in one!
Also in this universe i have a willy wonka style factory where everything is made from yoghurt and i am the richest yoghurt maker in the universe so i can do whatever i flipping want god darn it
Lowkey dissapointed by the reliance on jumpscares for this shit, like u can do better and i kinda despise the choice to make him rotten and having a big mustache
HOWEVER
This is amazing and i was enraptured in every fucking moment gasping and grinning, that final scene was goddamn awe inspiring and that final frame was incredible.
Beautiful as fuck, starting the new year off freaking well
I would write more but it would just be gushing about tiny details and ik yall dont gaf
Hello uncle, what are you doing with the pickaxe?
Hey kids today i am going to murder 22 people on valentines day in the mine. You have never witnessed a more bloody valentine in your life.
Uncle. Last time you killed 22 people on valentines day it was not entertaining!
No, it wasn’t me last time, it was another Harry Warden. But today, you will get pickaxed to death and tell me what you think.
Okay Uncle! I will be…
