Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Better on rewatch 💯💯💯💯💯😝😝😝🗣️

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Is President Ross going to bring back Obama-care doe 

  Blud was like "man what the hell" when he saw they got hulk in red now

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Some of the worst shit I think I've ever watched 

  Had a Shit joke, a cum joke and a piss joke 

  Actually shot my childhood love of the series in front of me like a sick dog having to be put down in the backyard

  Lilith mentioned that she was old like 4 times throughout just in case you thought she was old

  Cannot believe this shit was somehow the best they could have done with a property like borderlands 

  I did NOT want to hear this story

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  Watched 24 Jul 2024

  If end game was a love letter to the mcu as a whole 

  Deadpool and wolverine is a send off to all the era of superhero films that existed before and along side it with fox 

  Genuinely felt like the nerd marvel wojack throughout 

  They deadass made this movie for me 

  Don't think I can number score this one tho