Chris Ehrmann

Chris Ehrmann

I’ve never seen a movie before in my life

Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Interstellar
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    I think it gets a little messy in terms of story and editing, plus, it didn’t unfold in the way I was anticipating but seeing Robert Pattison be both buffoonish and enraging in a scene was very fun

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★

    The real horror of this film? The script and tonal imbalance. I don’t think I laughed really at all when it was supposed to hit. The deaths, Theo James, and cinematography though — nailed it. 

    Is Osgood the most overhyped director at the moment? This and Longlegs are huge let downs really. 

    Hopefully the monkey doesn’t kill me after this review.

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  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★★

    I’m not at Cannes and I haven’t seen this movie yet but I already know it’s 5 stars

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    Sometimes you just have to rate a movie and then move on with your day and that’s it.

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