ChrisMarts

ChrisMarts

Not the one from Cold Play.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Se7en
  • Hot Fuzz
  • No Country for Old Men

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  • Inception

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★

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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★

    Cillian Murphy and I have something in common. Our dads are disappointed with us. 

    Also Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have more chemistry than Dicaprio and his wife.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    Genuinely couple goals a spy thriller.

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★½

    Anya Taylor Joys eyes are so big she can just naturally see to the other side of the gorge without binoculars. ( that’s an actual plot point ). 

    When Miles Teller started banging on his makeshift drum kit I half expected JK Simmons to crawl out the gorge and mercilessly bully the shit out of him.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Between this and the Idol Lily-Rose Depp really love’s projects involving creepy weirdos.
     But Count Orlok is nothing compared to the creep duo of the Weeknd and Sam Levinson.

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