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Recent reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  In the first 6 minutes there are 0 words spoken and 2 William Defoe farts… absolute cinema

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  I finally get it now

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  David finch and the green goblin try and figure out why lily rose depp keeps having wet dreams while she fingers pennywise the clowns squelchy back slits

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  Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Edward Norton’s massive hard on

  Would be 5 stars if it wasn’t for the god awful cgi

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