Christian Aquino

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Favorite films

  • Under the Skin
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Aftersun
  • Heat

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  • Fire in the Sky

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • Altered States

  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    If you have a friend or know someone who actually, genuinely, sincerely thinks this is the worst star wars film, please find better friends and meet better people.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    I still can't believe they made a biopic about me

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    Can they make a billion more movies with Fassbender as a spy pretty please

  • Altered States

    Altered States

    Lmao I dont fucking know

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  • Cabrini

    Cabrini

    ★★

    I went to the bathroom and heard Dune Part 2 playing so I went in and watched for a minute and I had a better time doing that than I did the entire time I watched this one.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    This movie isn’t Empire Strikes Back, it blows it out of the water. It doesn’t just set a new precedent for Sci-fi sequels or sci-fi or sequels, it sets a precedent for all film. Every movie on a grand scale will try to match it and none will reach it, at least until Dune: Messiah.