Chris Yost

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The video store near my house growing up had a $5, five movie, five day rental deal — and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

Favorite films

  • The Vast of Night
  • ParaNorman
  • Symbiopsychotaxiplasm
  • It's a Wonderful Life

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  • Wishmaster

    ★½

  • The Final Destination

  • Hannah Montana: The Movie

    ★★★

  • Eastern Condors

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  • Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    ★½

    Can’t believe I’m getting conned into watching four of these fucking things.

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    Oh sweetheart this was BAD bad

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  • Drive

    Drive

    Synth wave pop goes OFF

  • Night Moves

    Night Moves

    ½

    This film features extensive child pornography. Melanie Griffith was only 16 during filming and is featured in multiple full nude scenes.

    Of course it goes without saying, but there is no true reason for the inclusion of those scenes other than grown men -- director Arthur Penn and screenwriter Alan Sharp -- wanting to envision and bring to life the idea of a sexpot teenage girl. A child.

    Melanie Griffith is the daughter of Tippi Hedren, star of the Hitchcock…