Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hannah Montana: The Movie 2009

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Each member of Rascal Flatts were credited as an individual, singular, nondescript Flatt

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  Braindead 1992

  Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  I’m dying for a slash; I’ve got a urinary infection

Popular reviews

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  Drive 2011

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Cars and the Real Girl

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 03 Nov 2024 2

  Ranked choice voting would have ended this in 45 minutes. 

  Do computers in The Vatican have their own bespoke operating system?

  Had an absolute blast with this. Wish it was like 25% more Ianucci. 

  Total dudes rock movie: Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, John Lithgow, Isabela Rossellini, a guy who I thought was John Turturro ripping a vape.