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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025

  I want to give this film 5 stars, it was perfect in so many ways. But why’d they have to give Count Orlok, a dead rotting vampire, a big thick pornstar moustache? Was it sexy? Maybe. Iconic? No.

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  I never thought that Jason Bateman whispering in my ear would be the thing to finally get me into the Christmas spirit

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  Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Okay Ryan we see your kink for killers. Not wanting to yuck your yum, but figure out your fetish elsewhere please.
  4 stars cos Coopers acting was great

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  Interview with the Vampire 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024 1

  Two things:
  One: congrats to whoever managed to make Tom Cruise sexy. Put it on your gravestone because that is a mastery.
  And two: give me those fingernails!!!

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