This film is so close to having the right feeling of the other trilogy but just misses the mark. It feels like if someone knew the main vibes these films had but lacked the ability to actually capture those vibes.
I think the best way I can say it is, If this film was the first entry to this saga, I feel like it would have been more positively received. If we didn’t already know these characters and what they…
nodding my head while Diane sobs and masturbates so everyone knows I’ve been there, done that, understand and approve
Who cares? Like actually who fucking cares anymore? Who? Cares? Like fuck me disney is a company with all the money in the world. Unlimited money. And still the cgi in this looks like absolute garbage. Like come on pay your fucking workers and give them time to do the job right. Awkward dialogue, awkward edits, fucking constant mid close ups because they obviously reshot the fuck out of this film and it feels like the actors were all in…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Kevin: they really haven’t addressed the bomb at all
Me: I guess it was just to emphasise the isolation and foreshadowing the bombs about to be revealed in the conclave
*5 seconds later a fucking bomb goes off*
Both of us: WHAAATTT THE FUUUUCCKKK
Watching this back to back with Anora was fun because my life is such a mess right now that I might end up on a path that eventually I am the pope or I end up on a path where I am a sex worker, who knows? Give it a month
