Everyone that rated this low to quote Chaplin Roan…
It’s so weird how VIP thinks they’re so way too cool, YOU GUYS ARENT FUNNNNNN
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Death of a Unicorn 2025
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Kubo and the Two Strings 2016
stop motion is an incredible and beautiful art form…also so is Matthew McConaughey’s voice.
This movie is definitely better the second time after you understand the dynamics
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The Monkey 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Thoughts during The Monkey:
• oh my god it’s Ben Wyatt
• This must be the monkey from Toy Story 3’s father cause why tf is he so big
• big back big back
• if someone threw bananas at me all you bitches would be getting KILLEDDDD…give me a pencil & a dream and call me death note.
• looming in the darkness…cute
• Imagine you’re at the club and a remix of that drum solo starts blasting
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Nosferatu 2024
Thoughts during Nosferatu:
• Youuu MUST Bounce on it *wheeze* CRAZYYYYY STYLEEEEE
• *Thomas walks into the firm*
kate: this is why we need DEI
• I can’t believe Aaron Taylor Johnson is married to Count Orlok in real life
• It’s great to see real asthma representation
• Who’s this man’s nail tech?!
• I’m going throw a Nosferatu themed birthday party
kate: be a sexy Nosferatu
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