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Star Trek: Section 31 2025
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Babygirl 2024
If I was Karl Urban, I would have some questions. Not for the first time, his wife has been dabbling in storylines of powerful women, succumbing to a dominant male. Even if he is probably half her age. Still, rich a-list movie stars can pretty much cherry pick their roles. Here, a quietly submissive CEO with definite particular sexual needs meets a much younger man and an elicit affair begins, incorporating her previously dormant desires.
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American Beauty 1999
I was hooked by the time the opening narration from Lester Burnham was over. As the camera tracks down the street where Joe Anybody lives in the comfortable, safe, predictable burbs of white, middle class America, we learn that this is the last year of Lester's life and from beyond the grave, he is going to tell you what he's learnt about just what life should really be about. Too late for Lester, but not for us.
American Beauty simply…
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Eternals 2021
My ex-wife coined the term 'deviant', in my recollections. It was both a term of endearment and a brutally honest assessment about what foul depravity I would be prepared to do, just to see if it was fun or not. I don't think I was that bad, personally. It's not like I came home from work one evening with a baseball bat, tub of Swarfega and a Ukrainian hermaphrodite named Vlad for a game of "how far can you insert…
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