Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cobweb 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2023 2

  absolutely nutty—feels like Malignant’s drunk ugly sister which actually now I have a great idea for a double feature

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Sep 2021 2

  me at the beginning: *distracted* what the hell is going on with Annabelle Wallis’ wig

  me at the end: oh

Recent reviews

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  Kedi 2016

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  really ought to be better, but still a sturdy comfort watch. I honestly feel sorry for anyone who didn’t grow up around a cat that could be described as “the neighborhood psychopath”

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  Twice Dead 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  this is why we play the Tubi roulette! such a nice little surprise. Bert Dragin is kind of an iconic name and there’s a kill here that just oozes “that’s the way I wanna go” for me

Popular reviews

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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ★★ Watched 08 Dec 2023 13

  “I fucking hate people” wants to be “I don’t think we have enough hot dogs” but it’s just not

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  Run Rabbit Run 2023

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2023 3

  put the scissors DOWN