Carlo Chavez

Carlo Chavez

Smol boii who fuckin hates moobies.

IG: mellon.carlo

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • RoboCop 2
  • RoboCop 3
  • RoboCop

Recent activity

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Tokyo Twilight

    ★★★★½

  • The Guyver

    ★★★

  • Guyver: Dark Hero

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    lol I totally dug it; it was just “Moon” meets “Wag The Dog.” 200 million dollar studio tentpoles usually paint in broad strokes; so I think it’s fine that it libbed out as hard as it did. Also, my homie made a good point and pointed out that at least Mark Ruffalo’s character wasn’t called “Ronald Klump” or something.

  • Tokyo Twilight

    Tokyo Twilight

    ★★★★½

    So the message I took from this is that women should not be okay with being single into their adulthood and try to make it work with their shitty ass estranged husband so that their kid doesn’t become a depressed “delinquent”

    RIP Yasujiro Ozu; you were based AF and you would’ve loved dark gothic MAGA  /s

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  • Kid Icarus

    Kid Icarus

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Wild at Heart

    Wild at Heart

    ★★★★★

    My letterboxd account represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom