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Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

  • Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Might be the best film ever made.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    Might be the best film ever made.

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★½

    ‪Avengers: Infinity War is predominately senseless claptrap, in which you’re required to cheer whenever someome does something cool or simply just turns up. It is the epitome of everything that is horrid about Marvel. But enjoy all the 5-star reviews. ‬

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★

    The other day, while I was having a shit, I watched a spider try to crawl out of the bath plughole. It had the sort of morose demeanour you’d expect of an arachnid that had just climbed up a soap scum and pubic hair-coated tube. I watched it make its way out of the porcelain basin and drop to the floor before trapping it with a toothbrush pot and then leaving the room. Nothing like that happens in Spider-Man: Homecoming.


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