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Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Jack Quaid can play Huey in every piece of media he's in and I'd be happy

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  The DEFINITIVE Donald Trump biopic

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ½ Watched 14 Jun 2022 2

  I would not blink if someone told me this was an elaborate prank by David Cronenberg to parody himself.

  Characters wax philosophical about absolutely nothing, characters are given awful dialogue, plot lines are introduced but then barely elaborated on (I'm talking to you inner beauty pagent). The production design is also shockingly low, with the Government agencies and bureaucrats feeling unconvincing due to the lack of authentic locations and set design. I wish I could say that I found parts…

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  We The North: From Prehistoric to Historic 2025

  Watched 22 Feb 2025 3

  Cool and all but really disappointed that we didn't get a deep dive of the greatest Raptor of all time, Linus "The Menace" Kleiza and his historic 2010-11 season :(