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Recent reviews

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  How to Be Single 2016

  ★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025 2

  forgot nicholas braun was in this. jumpscare!

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  kept a running log of all my questions: does no one in england have a normal sized car? why was he chewing that tiny sausage for so long? why did they eat such an outrageous amount of eggs? at one point they split 8 between 2 people? whyyyy was he fixing the kitchen sink in the middle of the night in JEANS?? andrew garfield was too much in the right in all their arguments, i started to just hate them…

Popular reviews

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  The Irishman 2019

  ½ Added

  this movie was just straight up bad. actually no, i'm sure this was straight up porn to old white men with unwarranted anger issues. seriously, it was literally just 3 hours of old white men having hushed conversations and then shooting each other. i dont even know which one was irish. were they all irish? god i hated this movie.

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  Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 2012

  ★ Added

  last night i remembered this movie and threw up a little in my mouth. they really thought they could put keira knightley and steve carrell together and we would like, i dont know, support it? the fact that this pairing was greenlit makes me question if mankind truly is good

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