Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 16 Jan 2024

  Emerald fennel thinks I’m dumb 😔

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2023

  Imagine watching Bradley cooper in a prosthetic nose conduct Mahler and you have to pretend it’s Leonard Bernstein ... those violinists deserve oscars

Popular reviews

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★ Watched 18 Apr 2022

  I breathed a sigh of relief when this film ended. I’m now going to pretend I live in the universe where this film does not exist (yes that was a nod to Everything Everywhere All at Once)

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  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2016

  ★★ Watched 29 Apr 2023

  Wildest part of this movie was not the ~zombies~ but the fact that Mr Collins was easily ten times hotter than Darcy.

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