Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Plankton: The Movie 2025

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Could not stand to watch more than 10 minutes of this, I turned it off almost immediately. 

  Genuinely an embarrassment to the first like 5.5 seasons of the show. Disgraceful. 

  PLEASE STOP DOING 3D ANIMATED SPONGEBOB MOVIES PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Mickey 17? More like Middy 17. Middy 17? More like Shiddy 17. Shiddy 17? More like Diddy 17. Diddy 17? More like Middy 17.

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2024 1

  I wanted more worms. Give me more worms Denis. 

  If it was 2 hr 46 min of exclusively worm lore I would’ve given it 5 stars

  Once again I literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about the plot or any of the characters, but I was at least entertained by this one

  Timothee is so god damn boring in this role

  Hans Zimmer wtf is wrong with you dawg

  That dumbass scream only happens a few times in this one so that’s a win

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 2

  Impulsively walked into a tattoo shop and saw Venom ballroom dancing and I feel like that’s proof God exists