Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Orlando 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  This is so dope

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  Plankton: The Movie 2025

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Could not stand to watch more than 10 minutes of this, I turned it off almost immediately. 

  Genuinely an embarrassment to the first like 5.5 seasons of the show. Disgraceful. 

  PLEASE STOP DOING 3D ANIMATED SPONGEBOB MOVIES PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2024 1

  I wanted more worms. Give me more worms Denis. 

  If it was 2 hr 46 min of exclusively worm lore I would’ve given it 5 stars

  Once again I literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about the plot or any of the characters, but I was at least entertained by this one

  Timothee is so god damn boring in this role

  Hans Zimmer wtf is wrong with you dawg

  That dumbass scream only happens a few times in this one so that’s a win

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 2

  Impulsively walked into a tattoo shop and saw Venom ballroom dancing and I feel like that’s proof God exists