Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  A lot of stuff didn't make sense, and the music didn't match the tone a lot of the time, but Elton John was great and Pedro Pascal was fucking dudes up with a lasso sooo

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  Dog Soldiers 2002

  ★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  The music and look of this movie make it seem 20 years older than it is. Great performance by Sean Pertwee. I was rooting for the Dog Soldiers thank you for your service.

Popular reviews

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  Christmas with a Prince 2018

  ★ Watched 30 Dec 2021

  WE SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

  Nicole, why'd you make me watch this?

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★½ Rewatched 23 Jul 2021

  The best part is when Edward, at the slightest hint of danger, launches Bella into the wall, cutting her arm badly while breaking a table, and then acts like Jasper made him do it.

  Edward should find a nice girl his own age.