cloudyeyes

cloudyeyes

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  • Eureka
  • Crash
  • Cure
  • The Sacrifice

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Isn't this... like... kind of a huge mess?

    Don't get me wrong, "mess" does not equal bad or even mediocre, and I loved most of the entire first half. Pattinson's two great performances, the whole set-up, the very funny, snarky tone of the film, how it is borderline a horror film.... It treats the Kafka esque existentialist nightmare with weight, letting it get uncomfortable, and doesn't only play it for laughs. And I also loved the weird tangents the film…

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★

    The idea of anyone finding Benji charming is upsetting.

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  • Bakemonogatari

    Bakemonogatari

    I can't give Bakemonogatari a rating.

    Why?

    Because I don't know how I feel about Bakemonigatari.

    Imagine you're in a theatre filled with people, and you're watching this incredibly unique, intelligent, absourdly gorgeously presented film, but the theatre's projector is fucked, so, from time to time, this incredible artsy thingy is replaced on screen by a scummy, plotless, morally corrupt softcore porn, and for some reason, people don't seem to mind this at all, maybe they like it even more…

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Studio Khara recently revealed the last act (out of four) is going to be 41 minutes long. So this movie is gonna be long as shit.

    Fuck yeah

    UPDATE: the movie's been confirmed to be 154 minutes long.

    OUUUU MAMMA

    UPDATE ON THE UPDATE: It's finally here! Well, more like finally there cuz it ain't coming out outside of Japan in a while.

    FINAL UPDATE: sucked

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