Jake Kurzmann

Jake Kurzmann

It's milk and eggs, bitch

Favorite films

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Back to the Future
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

  • You People

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    Johnny the homicidal maniac

  • You People

    You People

    Yeah, I guess it WOULD be tough to make an interracial relationship work if your parents were all characters from a mediocre 90's stand-up routine.

    If this is what "woke propaganda" looks like, then you conservatives can all un-bunch your panties, because there's nothing to be remotely threatened by here.

    I will admit though, I did laugh at "Did you know Mo had titties?" "...yeah, they're on her chest."

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    ★★★½

    Huh there's something familiar about that poster...

    I'm gonna give it to you straight, alright? I can admit this movie has its problems. Sure, it's a typical Hollywood re-hash sequel. Sure, the premise relies on some even more dubious coincidences than the first movie. Sure, Kevin's tape recorder can't possibly sound that good. Sure, nobody even tells Kevin a scary story about the bird lady (like the old man in the first movie), he just sees an old lady feeding…

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