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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008
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"OK guys, so first film he survives the wrath of God, second film he survives a fiery pit of death, and third film its big old jesus himself, what are we gonna get him to face this time?"
"Let's drop a fucking nuke on him and then have him fight aliens"
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"I love it"
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989
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I love how the first hour of this is your basic Indiana Jones romance story with some woman he's plucked along his travels and then after this one is outed as a nazi the film is suddenly a father/son bonding time comedy flick
Amount of foreshadowing is insane as well
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
Look, it's not awful. Its just painfully average. I think it tries really desperately to juggle so many different plotlines (the whole concept of having a narrative focused on Poe, Rey and Finn each was a cool idea though) that it results in pretty much the whole plot becoming incoherent. Like It so genuinely frustrating how pointless some of the plot is, Like all of Finns plotline on Canto Bight just is completely worthless by the conclusion. Also, none of…
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