Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Unbreakable 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2022

  no thoughts just baby nick fury 🥺

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2022

  A masterclass in how NOT to do lovers to enemies but at least it was relatable. I too would like to yeet myself into the sun at the slightest emotional inconvenience. Also, Celestials heating up the planet as they emerge? Climate change deniers will say anything.

  Other questions

  - What was with Sprite’s Pinocchio subplot “I want to be a real boy!!!” Okay sir.
  - Why did Sersi seem so distant all the time? Did my girl leave her hair straightener…

Popular reviews

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  Catch Me If You Can 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2021 1

  I want banter like this.

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2021 1

  I cannot believe I watched this magnificent film and half the time I was thinking about that guy who called the worm a forbidden butthole

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