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Cabe

Oh yeah! Oh hell yeah!

Favorite films

  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Uncut Gems
  • The Exorcist III
  • First Reformed

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  • The Gorge

    ½

  • Idiocracy

    ★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • All Gummed Up

    ★★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ½

    So basically The incredible sniper boy is cool and he loves the hot Russian girl sniper then one day boy sniper fall in the Groge so girl sniper go into the Gooch to save him and there’s evil monsters inside like Zombies and Centipede and then they go to the Green level and the Blue level and the Red level and it was everything caused by the Corporation was behind everything!!!!

  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    ★★★★

    I asked Grok to generate 3 enticing slogans that would encourage consumers to buy more products. Here’s what I got:

    “If you don’t smoke Tarrlytons… Fuck you!”
    “Carl’s Jr. Fuck you, I’m eating!”
    “Welcome to Costco. I love you.”

    AI is the future!

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    The Gamora vs Mantis nude oiled-up farting contest was completely unnecessary

  • What Is a Woman?

    What Is a Woman?

    Transphobic and pathetic. Matt Walsh must have alien genitals if he’s so fucking concerned about everyone else’s.

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