Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Beach Bum 2019

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Regardless of how one feels about The Beach Bum's laid back, debaucherous vibe, one cannot deny that at the hour mark we are introduced to Captain Wack. With this performance, Martin Lawrence has given us a gift. The gift of Captain Wack, intrepid dolphin tour guide and friend to Moondog, our titular Beach Bum.

  I will henceforth rank Captain Wack's greatest lines, which happen to be in the order they appear in the film.

  1. "I just take tourists to…

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  The Newton Boys 1998

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I would like to thank my local libraries for carrying old movies like this that nobody has ever heard of. Anyway, this was too long, and not quite as charming as it thought it was.

Popular reviews

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  The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina 2002

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2021

  You have to pay the mole toll to get into that mole's hole.

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  The Bumblebee Flies Anyway 1999

  ★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2021

  It's gone! It's done! It's over now.
  I'm glad to be with you, my six(?) letterboxd followers. Here at the end of all things.