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  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This is the horniest kung-fu movie I’ve ever seen. Every second is beautifully shot, and is oozing with drama. The fight scenes serve a narrative purpose and are incredibly well choreographed. Everybody can fly. 
  5 stars

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jan 2025

  In this political day and age we should honestly bring back carving it on their heads.

Popular reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Dec 2023

  Didlo monster scares me

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  Genuinely shocked at how good this is. Surprisingly deep message about bodily autonomy? Wonderful performances? Brian Tyree Henry? Current cultural relevance? In my 1 hour 45 minute PG transformers film?

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