Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beware: Children at Play 1989

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The President Goes To Heaven 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  Had to rewatch this masterpiece
  I think the central theme of shitting yourself in a coma so bad your children don't want to visit you ever again really struck true this time

Popular reviews

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  Furious 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  Simon the worlds greatest fighter must battle white mongolian warriors, members of devo, restraunt workers, ancient wizards who turn people into chickens, a dragon for two and a half seconds, and his karate master to avenge his sister and defeat capitalism

  "Simon has recruited child soldiers to his ninja fighting cause" - My buddy Mason

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  Killer Rack 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2024

  Actually Hysterical
  The most fun ever it's like they just went "Yknow what would be funny" and did that. And they were right every single time

  Boobs should be able to eat weirdos irl too

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