Favorite films

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  The Beast Must Die 1974

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Tom is the coolest dude ever and he is terrorized by just 2 regular dogs
  Werewolf Break needs to come back

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  The Muppets 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  I truly believe there is few forces in this world that are as much of a net positive as the muppets
  Also this film is a metaphor for being autistic and/or gay

Popular reviews

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  Furious 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  Simon the worlds greatest fighter must battle white mongolian warriors, members of devo, restraunt workers, ancient wizards who turn people into chickens, a dragon for two and a half seconds, and his karate master to avenge his sister and defeat capitalism

  "Simon has recruited child soldiers to his ninja fighting cause" - My buddy Mason

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  Killer Rack 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2024

  Actually Hysterical
  The most fun ever it's like they just went "Yknow what would be funny" and did that. And they were right every single time

  Boobs should be able to eat weirdos irl too

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