Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Go girl give us nothing, this is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

  Not even clever in being a ripoff of both Star Wars and Seven Samurai, just dully plodding from one boring set piece to the next with the worst cgi this side of mid-2000’s Doctor Who and Syfy tv movies. I can barely tell you what even happened in this movie because it’s so bogged down by pointless exposition and boring fight scenes where things appear…

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Sep 2023

  This was my sixth viewing. I was alone in the theater. It was transcendent. I am changed.

  AP MATH FOR WOMEN
  PROUDLY SERVING CREAM PIES
  MILK: AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE IN SCHOOL

Recent reviews

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  Happiest Season 2020

  ½ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  This movie made me want to kill myself

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  Can Steve Buscemi’s Starscream call me

Popular reviews

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2024

  I support women’s wrongs

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  Damsel 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Girldragon

  
  Okay I was logging this as the credits started and then I got hit with the sad girlypop cover of ring of fire and that choice is INSPIRED I’m adding a full half star just for that