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sci-fi? more like sex-fi whattt who said that

Favorite films

  • Aliens
  • The Thing
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • Annihilation

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  • Monkeybone

    ★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★

  • Midnight Mass

    ★★★★½

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  • Monkeybone

    Monkeybone

    ★★½

    “did this movie come out before or after 9/11?” either way, there was two massive tragedies in the same year 

    monkey marathon is zero for two i’m so nauseous right now….

    however please cast giancarlo in more zany roles like this again. the little fucking goat legs had me crying. incredible part for bob too, stupid stuff

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    issssss osgood perkins a good director? discuss.

    okay being petty outside, this is stupid garbage, but the gore was very disgusting but short lived, still i messed with that aspect heavy. really sad they didn’t actually say the line “the monkey that likes killing our family, it’s back” i easily felt hal could’ve said it to petey but it’s okay guys, it’s okay 

    theo james does what had to be done here too

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  • The Boondock Saints

    The Boondock Saints

    ★★★★½

    did NOT expect willem dafoe to literally serve cunt but he did

  • Species

    Species

    ★★½

    I got to see alfred molina have sex with a breasty alien woman.. well good for him! he lived he served cunt then he died