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Doctor Who: Joy to the World 2024
Huh, I guess this is my thousandth "movie"? Not what I had anticipated but I'll take it!
Anyway it's a pretty decent special. Moffat seems to be back in his normal mode of referring back constantly to his other episodes (Villengard, hologram ghosts). Kind of odd to give Nicola Coughlan the "co-starring" role (and her name in the titles!) yet she's not even the supporting character with the most emotional investment. And kind of odd to do the whole "the…
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The Substance 2024
1. the couple seated next to me were on their anniversary date lmao
2. so many great, gross-out, body horror transformations, complete with insane prosthetics that would make rick baker fall in love
3. adding this to the list of movies that make you disgusted with the very idea of having a body/experiencing sexuality
4. that talk show bit was... kinda bad? i get that the whole media aesthetic is intentionally genericized (to the point of absurdity, honestly -- like,…Translated from by
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Chunky Shrapnel 2020
The very very end when the entire band swaps out and the jam keeps going on continuously for several minutes and everyone starts crowdsurfing is the first time I have felt joy in several weeks
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